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Me: The sky is blue.
Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!
Daily Reminder:

unoriginai:

Don’t tell people who to ship.

Don’t tell people how to ship.

What people ship is none of your business and it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, not others, to block out/black-list ships you don’t like.

Ship what you like and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I’m just gonna make another account, I honestly need a new start on here and follow less people on that one.

sleepysamurai:

ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but

i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.

and I found

{{ VOICE QUIVERING }}

this ANIME~~~~

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called “SHE AND HER CAT”.

and it’s just it’s about

this girl and her cat.

but… it’s from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.

SO MUCH.

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and… the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks she’s amazing and the best ever

image

it’s a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER

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AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they met…

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and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business

reduced to literal tears

because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!

I mean come on… 

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She always comes home exhausted.

She brings the smell of a faraway town I don’t know.

I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.

So these moments when my time and hers intersect

are more precious to me than anything

it’s SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

image

FULL ON TEARS. 

OUGHH MY HEART…

I feel so empty now

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Tumblr:
Me: The sky is blue.
Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!
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Posted 2年前 with 191 リアクション.
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the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

Posted 2年前 with 840,577 リアクション.
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crizzlegem:

squidinthesky:

Tag yourself I’m Fuckwad

@strawberrykit-kat
Posted 2年前 with 2,826 リアクション.
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Daily Reminder:

unoriginai:

Don’t tell people who to ship.

Don’t tell people how to ship.

What people ship is none of your business and it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, not others, to block out/black-list ships you don’t like.

Ship what you like and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Posted 2年前 with 2,033 リアクション.
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Daily Reminder:

unoriginai:

Don’t tell people who to ship.

Don’t tell people how to ship.

What people ship is none of your business and it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, not others, to block out/black-list ships you don’t like.

Ship what you like and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Posted 2年前 with 2,033 リアクション.
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I’m just gonna make another account, I honestly need a new start on here and follow less people on that one.

Posted 2年前 with 0リアクション.
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epiclids:

punkinguts:

punkinguts:

It’s so cute I am making whimpering noises and said “oh noooo” out loud.

Scrolled through my kitten tag and I just need to bring back Brushie Cat

@anotherpileofstardust

Posted 2年前 with 64,300 リアクション.
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sleepysamurai:

ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but

i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.

and I found

{{ VOICE QUIVERING }}

this ANIME~~~~

image

called “SHE AND HER CAT”.

and it’s just it’s about

this girl and her cat.

but… it’s from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.

SO MUCH.

image

and… the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks she’s amazing and the best ever

image

it’s a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER

image

AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they met…

image

and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business

reduced to literal tears

because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!

I mean come on… 

image

She always comes home exhausted.

She brings the smell of a faraway town I don’t know.

I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.

So these moments when my time and hers intersect

are more precious to me than anything

it’s SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

image

FULL ON TEARS. 

OUGHH MY HEART…

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barbosafilm:

Dope (2015)
Directed by Rick Famuyiwa

I’m a dork, listen to out dated music, and have trouble talking to pretty girls. So I connected with Malcolm in a few ways. But he, like many lead characters, is the best part of us regular people. The part that overcomes their obstacles and risks it all for what they truly want.

Every actor brought a unique personality to their roles. The chemistry between everyone made it really fun to watch and added to the comedic and dramatic parts. Whoever cast this is great at their job because I fell in love with every character especially the main trio of friends; Malcolm, Jib, and the pulchritudinous Diggy.😍 

The score just puts you in the perfect mood for this adventure. Plus some scenes were really uniquely shot and establish such an enjoyable vibe and flow to the progression of the story.

It was a dope adventure with such great characters I just wished the plot was a little more original. ‘Dorky kids end up on adventure fueled by sex, drugs, and rock & roll (in this case 90s hip-hop)’. It’s been done before. Nevertheless it was so fun because they cooked up a fresh look to a used idea. One of the best ever in this genre.

Rating: 9/10

Posted 2年前 with 7 リアクション.
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cinegasmic:

-Do you know what a slippery slope is?

-A small event that leads to a chain reaction of events with unintended consequences that were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event. 

Dope (2015)

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turbo-child:

Dope(2015) re-edited

Posted 2年前 with 37 リアクション.
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girlcaniborrowthat:

dope, dir. rick famuyiwa, 2015

let’s talk about chanel iman and how she looks flawless with just a single solitary piece of fabric clinging to her victoria’s secret angel bod. but i’m really here for zoe, who is giving me #aaliyah #throwbackthursday vibes. girl, can i borrow that mock turtleneck? and those high waisted mom jeans?

Posted 2年前 with 33 リアクション.
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wellitsjustmeagain:

I’m in a good mood
Can’t bring me down [x]

Posted 2年前 with 14 リアクション.
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dcjosh:

morganites-realgar:

Idfk 😂 chloe lmao

idk why but this makes me think of @dyemooch

Posted 2年前 with 318,077 リアクション.
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I feel so empty now

Posted 2年前 with 1 リアクション.